G                                                            C
Well I've been making some cold calculations regarding our body heat
                          D
It's not easy believe me

G
You liken me to a vampire
                                  C
My left hand was wearing fake plastic teeth all winter
                                     D
I've taken you for all you were worth

C                            D                       G
Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you
C                             D                          G
Well I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules
Am                                  D                       G
Late nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track
C                            D                          G
So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet

G
Shoot me one of those glances I need to interpret
          C                               D
I've been feeling well-rested and healthy

C                             D                      G
Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you
C                            D                          G
And I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules
Am                                  D                        G
Late nights and weekends our hearts only go so slowly on the local track
C                            D                          G
So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet