E|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------5---------------------------------------------|
D|----7-7----4---------------------------------------------|
A|----8-8----6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------6---------2-2-2-2-0-0|
E|---5-5------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-|


E|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------12-12-13----------------------------|
D|-------------9-11-10----------14-15-14--------------------|
A|-------7-9-8---------------------------12-9-8-------------|
E|-5-6-7-----------------------------------------4-2-1------|

                    Ladies and Gents...

E|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|2-----2-------2--2-----2--2-2-2-2---2-2---2---2---2---2-2-|
A|--3-4---2-1-0-----3--2---2--------2-----1---0---2--3---1--|
E|-4-----0-------0-----------0---1-------------1-------4----|


               ...in light of recent events...

E|2-6-----15-------8------2-----0-0-4--2----2-----9-----5---|
B|3----4---------5-----------7-----------1------------4----3|
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
0-2--3-------4------11-----7--0-0---0--3----3-----3-----3-
E|-------12-------0-----------------------------3-----------|

                ...we present to you...

chorus
E|-9--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-8--------------------------------------------------------|
G|-7--------------------------------------------------------|
D|-6-------------4-4--4--4--4-4--4-4--4--4-4-4-4---4--4-4---|
A|-4-------4--4-4-2---4---2--4------6----2-----7-------8--9-|
E|-2--------4---6----7------8------------------9----------12|

You may need to play this one with a large stick!!!
 
           ...The Great egg. Wahoo!...

repeat verse x2

solo

You may need to retune your guitar to play this easier but other
wise it goes like this...

12b14----------------------13-12-14a12--------------------
E|-------------------14b22-------------14--15-12------------|
B|----------6--------------13--------------------8h12p17----|
G|------6--------------------------10-----------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------|