The Great Egg

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B|---------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------5---------------------------------------------| 
D|----7-7----4---------------------------------------------| 
A|----8-8----6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------6---------2-2-2-2-0-0| 
E|---5-5------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-|  

E|----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------12-12-13----------------------------| 
D|-------------9-11-10----------14-15-14--------------------| 
A|-------7-9-8---------------------------12-9-8-------------| 
E|-5-6-7-----------------------------------------4-2-1------| 

                    Ladies and Gents...

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B|----------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------| 
D|2-----2-------2--2-----2--2-2-2-2---2-2---2---2---2---2-2-| 
A|--3-4---2-1-0-----3--2---2--------2-----1---0---2--3---1--| 
E|-4-----0-------0-----------0---1-------------1-------4----| 

               ...in light of recent events...

E|2-6-----15-------8------2-----0-0-4--2----2-----9-----5---| 
B|3----4---------5-----------7-----------1------------4----3| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------| 
D|----------------------------------------------------------| 

E|-------12-------0-----------------------------3-----------| 

                ...we present to you...

chorus
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B|-8--------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-7--------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-6-------------4-4--4--4--4-4--4-4--4--4-4-4-4---4--4-4---| 
A|-4-------4--4-4-2---4---2--4------6----2-----7-------8--9-| 
E|-2--------4---6----7------8------------------9----------12| 

You may need to play this one with a large stick!!!

           ...The Great egg. Wahoo!...

repeat verse x2

solo

You may need to retune your guitar to play this easier but other
wise it goes like this...

12b14----------------------13-12-14a12--------------------
E|-------------------14b22-------------14--15-12------------| 
B|----------6--------------13--------------------8h12p17----| 
G|------6--------------------------10-----------------------| 
D|----------------------------------------------------------| 
A|----------------------------------------------------------|