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                             GIBBER AND TWITCH - Cardiacs
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Tabbed by: The Mop™
From the album: "The Seaside" and "Special Garage Concerts Vol I"


This was tabbed using the Garage Concerts version, its pretty much
the same as the one heard on The Seaside though. The chords and stuff
on the tab line up with the lyrics for the first verse to help suss out
the timings and stuff, which is why the spacings of each chord is a
bit of a mess, cause some of the singing is really fast and some not
so much...

Intro
   A#                  G#
E|PM------|
E|--6-6-6-6-6-----------11----x-x-x-x-x-------|
B|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-13----x-x-x-x-x-------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-13----x-x-x-x-x-------|
D|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-13----x-x-x-x-x-------|
A|--8-8-8-8-8-----------11----x-x-x-x-x-------|
E|--6-6-6-6-6-----------------x-x-x-x-x-------|

Verse

   A#                                 G#
E|--6---6--6-6-------------------------11--11----<7>-<7>-<7>--|
B|--6---6--6-6-------------------------13--13-----------------|
G|--7---7--7-7-------------------------13--13--<7>-<7>-<7>----|
D|--8---8--8-8-------------------------13--13-----------------|
A|--8---8--8-8-------------------------11--11-----------------|
E|--6---6--6-6------------------------------------------------|
   Try to relax me now but then again oh no!
2. Look at my finger wait here for just a moment
3. What's on the table?               Good lord!
4. Look at my finger wait here for just a moment
   A#                  G#
E|--6-6---6--6----------11--11-11----------------|
B|--6-6---6--6----------13--13-13----------------|
G|--7-7---7--7----------13--13-13----------------|
D|--8-8---8--8----------13--13-13----------------|
A|--8-8---8--8----------11--11-11----------------|
E|--6-6---6--6-----------------------------------|
   Isn't it good?      Why do I feel so misunderstood?
   Look at me wiggle   No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time
   Look at the cakes!  I'm gonna go and eat them all up
   Look at me wiggle   No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time
                                   G#        A
E|--------------x-----x--x--x----x--4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5------|
B|--------------x-----x--x--x----x--4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5------|
G|--------------x-----x--x--x----x--5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6------|
D|--------------x-----x--x--x----x--6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7------|
A|---------7-5--x-----x--x--x----x--6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7------|
E|--6-8-10------x-----x--x--x----x--4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5------|
               Could it be that I'm pee   -  ling?
               Could it be that I'm wrong I'm right I'm wrong but then again
               Or is it that I'm dreaming?
               Could it be that I'm right I'm wrong but then again

Chorus

Dm                           A#
Oh it would be nice for everyone
                          G
It would be nice for everyone
                        A#
Oh what a lovely way to be
                        Dm
Oh what a lovely way to be
                          A#
It would be nice for everyone
                          G
It would be nice for everyone
                        A#
Oh what a lovely way to be

Oh what a lovely way to be


Post-chorus riff thing
(One guitar on each string)
E|---------------------------|
B|--6--6-8-10-6--6-6-8-10----|
G|--7--7-9-10-7--7-7-9-10----|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|

Next section
   C        D   E
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|--9-7----7-9-7---9-9-9---|
D|------10-------9---------|
A|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|

C               D       E
Sit me down and make me stay
           C                  D
To say the first things on my mind
    E
"My Soldier will Hay
C                D      E
Silver bells and cockle shells and, er
   C     D#    A#        C     D
E|------------------------------5-5-5-5-5--------|
B|------------------------------7-7-7-7-7--------|
G|------------------------------7-7-7-7-7--------|
D|----2-5---5-8-8p5-------------7-7-7-7-7--------|
A|--3-----6---------------3-5-3-5-5-5-5-5--------|
E|------------------6-5-5------------------------|
Pretty maids all in a row" 'Cause my leg is a part of me

Off beat chords bit

D                      A#
I always knew what was wrong with me
D                     B    A#
I could tell by my general attitude, attitude
D                          A#
I always knew it would get physical
D                      B     A#
I could tell by my longitude latitude oh...

(Then there's a brief moment of craziness, my guess is they just
goof around on the whole tone scale or something, then verse 3 is above)

Bridge
   A     D     A     D    A#   F   G
E|--0--0--2--2--0--0--2--2---------------|
B|--2--2--3--3--2--2--3--3---------------|
G|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-332p0---------|
D|--2--2--0--0--2--2--0--0---------------|
A|--0--0--------0--0------------3-0-2----|
E|------------------------------------3--|
   A     D     A     D     A#   F   G
E|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------332p0---------|
D|----------4-7---------4-7---------------|
A|----4-7-5-------4-7-5----------3-0-2----|
E|--5-----------5----------------------3--|

A        D      A         D
It's the same I sometimes wonder
   A#           F       G     A       D      A     D     A#     F      G
If something or other's in my headbone


Intrumental part

   C        D   E
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|--9-7----7-9-7---9-9-9---|
D|------10-------9---------|
A|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|

   C     D#    A#        C     D
E|------------------------------5-5-5-5-5--------|
B|------------------------------7-7-7-7-7--------|
G|------------------------------7-7-7-7-7--------|
D|----2-5---5-8-8p5-------------7-7-7-7-7--------|
A|--3-----6---------------3-5-3-5-5-5-5-5--------|
E|------------------6-5-5------------------------|

(Palm muted, after which each guitars plays a note of the double stop)
   D                       A#
E|--10----10----10----10----6---6---|
B|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-6-6-6-6-|
G|-----11----11----11----11---7---7-|
D|----------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|
   D                       B       A#
E|--10----10----10----10----7---7---6---6---6---6-----|
B|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---|
G|-----11----11----11----11---8---8---7---7---7---7---|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|

(Then there's this other lead part)
   D           A#    D                 B     A#
E|--10----------------------10----10-11-13-12-10----|
B|-----10----10-11-------10----10----------------11-|
G|--------11-------10-11----------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|
   D         A#    D            B   A#
E|--------10-------------10------14--10-------|
B|--10--------11----10--------12--------------|
G|---------------10---------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------|
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