Anything I Cant Eat

 E
Pick the paper plates up off the floor
 G                  B
Hide the hand and feet inside the shed
  E
Leave the chipping axe outside the door
  G              B
Invite home and ask no-one instead

E  B  G  B  x2

 E
Up and makes me jump on to my feet
 G              B
And not do anything I can't eat
 E
And all the two things that I put first
 G              B
And all at the same time - oh Christ...

 D            A          E             B
Nice looking girl and a nice looking place
       C            F         A#          G#
And I hear they've got some little ones there
  C#      F#
Asleep upstairs
        D         A           E            B
Mind if I take a peek at the nice looking girl
         C             F
And the nice looking place
       A#          G#        C#          F#
And I hear they've got some little ones there
  A       C
Asleep upstairs
        G         C
Mind if I take a peek
       G       C         Eb        Dm         G
And I won't disturb them even when I start to cry

E  B  G  B  x2
E  G  B     x4

 D            A            E              B
Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs
         C              F            A#
Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice
          G#               C#             F#
Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse
           D            A            E
Chase the cats and the rats and the mice
           B            C              F
Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats
         A#            G#              C#
Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house
            F#             A            C
House the mouse chase the cats and the rats
         G            C            G
And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs
           C           Eb           Dm
Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks
          G
And the house...

E   F#  G   A
A#  G#  F#  G#
A   B   A#  G#
F#  G#
A

STOP! Aaaaannnd...

E  B  G  B  x2

 D            A            E              B
Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs
         C              F            A#
Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice
          G#               C#             F#
Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse
           D            A            E
Chase the cats and the rats and the mice
           B            C              F
Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats
         A#            G#              C#
Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house
            F#             A            C
House the mouse chase the cats and the rats
         G            C            G
And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs
           C           Eb           Dm
Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks
          G
And the house...

E  B  G  B  x2



Chords used:
     E   B   G      D   A   C   F   A#  G#  C#  F#  Eb  Dm
e||--------------------------------------------------------||
B||--9---7---12-3---7---5---5---1---3---4---6---2---8---6--||
G||--9---8---12-4---7---6---5---2---3---5---6---3---8---7--||
D||--9---9---12-5---7---7---5---3---3---6---6---4---8---7--||
A||--7---9---10-5---5---7---3---3---1---6---4---4---6---5--||
E||--0---7------3-------5-------1-------4-------2----------||