I like songs about Texas towns like Luchenbach and Abilene

Willie and Strait know them well but those are places I've never seen

I've got kinfolk in Dallas I'd visit when I was young

Now I wanna go back and have myself some grown-up Texas fun

Robert Earl Keen sings really cool I think he'd look out for me

Show me the front porch at college station where Lyle Lovett used to sing

I wanna shake hands with ole Bojangles I'm talkin' bout Jerry Jeff

Hell, I think I'll head out there and introduce myself

I'm Wayne Mills from Alabama I aint never had too much fun

I like drinkin' beer with my fishin' pole, I like to shoot off my guns

I play bad golf when the sun comes up I play music when it goes back down

I sure hope you'll welcome me to your town

Don't get me wrong I love the Flora-Bama, Jay Hawkins really smokes

I love late nights at Ole Mississippi and folks up in Muscle Shoals

I laid it down in Birmingham, picked it up in Tennessee

Macon, Georgia sure been good to me, now it's time for Texas

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Somebody tell those Texas boys, don't forget Pat Green

I'm on my way, if you don't mind, save a bar stool for me