Dm  C/A  Gm/Bb

[Verse 1]                        
Dm                 C6
Tell me Mister Charisma
                           Gm/Bb
What will your next trick be?
Dm                    C6
Slagging Sgt Pepper, snorting your old man's bones
                   Gm
Or falling out of a tree

[Verse 2]
Dm                       C
Hold on Mister Charisma
                                Gm
You got something tasty up your sleeve
             Dm                             C
Something to mash your best friend's brains
                   Gm
Or have we been deceived?
                Dm
I wish it was a riff
                 C
I wish it was a riff

A riff as stiff
                 Gm
As a teddy boy's quiff

[Verse 3]
                Dm
I wish it was a song

An elegant song
              C
Good as Wild Horses
              Gm
But twice as long
Dm                       C6
Tell me Mister Charisma
                           Gm
What will your next trick be?