E G A E
E A G E
E G A E

[Verse 1]
  E                             E A G E
A noise woke me up this morning
  E                                E G A E
I looked through the Venetian blind
E
You were gone, and my car was gone, and I almost lost my mind

[Chorus]
                  A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
       A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
              E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
   C7              B7    E   E A G E
To take this crazy man a-way

[Verse 2]
  E                                E G A E
I threw myself against the wall now
  E                                  E A G E
I ripped up my clothes and I sobbed
  E
I ran into the street, in my stocking feet, yelling "Police! I've been robbed"


[Chorus]
                  A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
       A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
              E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
    C               B7    E  E A  G  E
And take this crazy man a-way

[Verse 3]
E                                E G A E
Mrs Dale is talking about me
  E                                E A G E
To the people way across the street
            E
She says "I cooked that boy a bucket of soup, but the poor thing doesn't eat"

[Chorus]
                  A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
       A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
              E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
   C7              B7    E  A  G  E
To take this crazy man a-way

[Verse 4]
  E                                E G A E
The doctor come up to see me
  E                                E A G E
To check me with a fine-tooth comb
         E
He said "You ain't sick, but you're gonna die, if you don't get your baby back home"

[Chorus]
                  A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
       A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
              E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
   C7              B7    E
To take this crazy man a-way

[Outro]
                  A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
       A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
              E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
   C7              B7    E  E A G E  E G A E
To take this crazy man a-way