Verse and Chorus     Bridge            
E|----------------| ----------------
C  x355xx            D  x577xx
G  355xxx            F  x-8-10-10-x-x  
F  133xxx            C  x355xx
D  x577xx            G  355xxx

(Root 5 power chord notation dropped for ease of reading)


[Intro]

Guitar 1 (repeat many times): C

Guitar 2 riff:
E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|--9-9-9-9---7-7-7-7---12-12-12-12---9-9-9-9--|
D|---------------------------------------------| x3
A|--7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5---10-10-10-10---7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|--9-9-9-9---7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|--7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--------|
E|---------------------------------------------|


[Verse 1]
C
I can't smell a rat when it's all rat
C
I can't find one in an elevator
C
My mind doesn't work so bad
    C
But I am a poor exterminator, that's right

C
I can't destroy entirely
C
Or annihilate a little later
C
I can't see the entire city
    C
But I'm not a bad exterminator


[Chorus 1]
          G      F    C
I'm just a shade shy of true wickedness
     G      F            C     
I'm a shade shy of truly lovin' it, yeah
G           F            C                   
  There are other things I'd rather be doing
G  F    F       
   Even nothin'
     D
Even nothin'
     C
Even nothin' with you


[Verse 2]
C
One day I'll make some honest rock n roll
C
Full of handclaps and gang vocals
C
I'm gonna get all the children involved
      C
We're gonna get lost on all you locals


[Chorus 2]
          G      F    C
We'll be a shade shy of true wickedness
          G      F            C     
We'll be a shade shy of truly lovin' this, yeah
G           F            C                           
  There are other things we'll rather be doing, sure
G  F    F       
   Even nothin'
     D
Even nothin'
     C
Even nothin' with you


[Bridge 1]
     D
We'll load out through the snow through 
F 
  Small groups of people smokin'
C
  Hey, get that kick drum loaded
G                          D
  Into the backseat folded down

We'll go virtually unnoticed
F                                            C
  What's grippin' the city ain't hittin' the town


[Chorus 3]
          G      F    C
We'll be a shade shy of true wickedness
          G      F            C     
We'll be a shade shy of truly lovin' it, yeah
G           F            C                     
  There are other things that we'll surely miss


[Bridge 2]
     D
We'll load out through the snow through 
F 
  Small groups of people smokin'
C
  Hey, get that kick drum loaded
G                          D
  Into the backseat folded down

We'll go perfectly unnoticed
F                                            C
  What's grippin' the city ain't hittin' the town