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B G# E

[Verse]
B                 G#   E
I was hanging out at the show
B              G#   E
Feeling like a fat potato
B            G#       E     F#
I don't know what I'm doing here
B         G#  E
I saw her at the door
B         G#     E
And she looked as bored
B            G# E   F#
As me, so I got her in

[Chorus]
G#               F#                E
I put her on the guest list at the show
    F#                     G#             F#            E
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
F#
Oh oh-ah-oh oh

B G# E

[Verse]
B         G#        E
I saw she brought a camera
B              G#      E
She danced the groin-o-rama
B           G#     E      F#
And we were really having fun
B              G#       E
Told her, "I'm the lead singer"
B           G#     E
I felt like Harvey Klinger
B            G#      E         F#
And then she smacked me in the head

[Chorus]
G#               F#                E
I put her on the guest list at the show
    F#                     G#             F#            E
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
F#
Oh oh-ah-oh oh

[Guitar lead]

[Chorus]
G#               F#                E
I put her on the guest list at the show
    F#                     G#             F#            E
And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do
F#
Oh oh-ah-oh oh

B G# E                B
     A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh
G# E                  B  
    A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh
G# E                  B  
    A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh
G# E                  B  
    A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh