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  Alright there's something truly
Magnificent about being sad and that is that
                                     G
Everyone can be sad, some people are sad sometimes
                                                      A
Other people are sad all the time and this is just a song
About being sad, WHOOPDIE DOO! LET'S GET TO IT! HAHA

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I've got a problem, I'm always so sad
The littlest things get me pissed off or mad
My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad
So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have

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I'm just a baby I think that explains it
I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted
A
I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it
And nobody likes this picture I painted

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My only messages come from my mommy
I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me
You're kinda cute but your friend is a hottie
His shiny white teeth and his muscular body

G
I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy
My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie
A
My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy
Why do these small things always upset me?

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Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
G
But that's just life
     A
It'll be alright

D
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing this song
D
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing along

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What's a party? I've never been
Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in
I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win
So I bought two more and I lost again

G
My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin'
I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian
A
I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson
Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in

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My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in
Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin'
I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't
Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't

G
My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt
I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk
A
I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop
I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop

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Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
G
But that's just life
     A
It'll be alright

D
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing this song
D
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing along

D
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing this song
D
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing along

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Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this
But the song is over now, cause I'm all out of
Alright this had to end in a bad note didn't it?!