I get cranky when the moon is full
No hanky panky when the moon is full
For on that night back in july
You left me standing high and dry
I love you, hate you, can't deny
The thought of you just makes me cry
I get cranky when the moon is full

I get cranky when the moon is full
No no no no hanky panky when the moon is full
For on that night when midnight struck
You left me shit out of luck
I love you, hate you, I'm so stuck
I guess that I'm just a dumb fu**
I get cranky when the moon is full

You dropped me like a sack of rocks
I threw out all your ties an socks
My standards must be so low
Why else would I hold you so close?
I get cranky when the moon is full