E                           B7
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
                                E
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done
                      A
Put a blood blister u pon each bun
              B7                          E
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

              E                        B7
I’d love to rub your toothbrush on a sick monkeys butt
                                    E
Give your home phone number to some perverted nut
                                         A
Tell everybody whatcha really weight and just for fun
              B7                          E
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

              E                           B7
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
                                E
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
                      A
Put a blood blister u pon each bun
              B7                          E
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

              E                       B7
I’d love to kick your poodle, I’d love to sling your cat
                              E
Bust your Yanni CD’s with a baseball bat
                                                    A
Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying nun
              B7                          E
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

              E                           B7
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
                                E
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
                      A
Put a blood blister u pon each bun
              B7
I’d like to pot Sally Fields right square in the ass
                    E
With a Red Rider BB gun