Intro: E    G    A    B

E
Me no bubbletious
A
Me smoke heavy tar
E                                A
Me be groovin' slowly where you are
E
Notify your next of kin
                A
'Cause you're never coming back
E                                       A
I've been dropping beats since Back in Back

           D     A  E
And we'll paint by numbers
      D   A      E 
'Til something sticks
D      A      E              A
Don't mind doing it for the kids

              E       G
(So come on) jump on board

        D     A
Take a ride (yeah)
        B
(You'll be doin' it all right)
G        F#             C     D
Jump on board feel the high
            B
'Cause the kids are alright

E
You've got a reputation
         A
Well I guess that can be explored
         E                                A
You're dancing with the chairman of the board
                    E
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
            A
But if you got other plans
      E                                A
The purpose of a woman is to love her man

           D     A  E
And we'll paint by numbers
      D   A      E 
'Til something sticks
D      A      E              A
Don't mind doing it for the kids

              E       G
(So come on) jump on board
        D     A
Take a ride (yeah)
        B
(You'll be doin' it all right)
G        F#             C     D
Jump on board feel the high
            B
'Cause the kids are alright

E                        G    E
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
D                   A      E
It's gonna take up all of my love
E                        G    E
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
D                   A      E
It's gonna take up all of my love
E                        G    E
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
D                   A      E
It's gonna take up all of my love
E                        G    E
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
D                   A      E
It's gonna take up all of my love

E
Come down from the ceiling
          A
I didn't mean to get so high
    E 
I couldn't do what I wanted to do
                   A
When my lips were dry
      E
You can't just up and leave me
         A
I'm a singer in a band
     E
Well I like drummers baby
               A
You're not my bag

              E       G
(So come on) jump on board

        D     A
Take a ride (yeah)
        B
(You'll be doin' it all right)
G        F#             C     D   B
Jump on board feel the high
              E       G
(So come on) jump on board
        D     A
Take a ride (yeah)
        B
(You'll be doin' it all right)
G        F#             C     D   B
Jump on board feel the high

/ E / A /
I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I'm down for ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me