Intro:

1,2,3,4..

C#m    pause
G#     twice as long as the C#m

C#m (strum the chord really quickly but reduce the number of strings you play till you 
just playing the bass C#, then go back up and get into this rhythm:

E|-------|---------------------------|
B|----5-5|-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5-|
G|----6-6|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-6-|
D|----6-6|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-6-|
A|-------|-4---------------4---------|
E|-------|---------4---------------4-|

Keep playing this rhythm for the verses.)

Verse:
C#m
My father lives in Arabia

C#m                      G       B
And I live right here at my school

C#m
I took his plane to Columbia

C#m                G       B
So I could sell at my school

CHORUS:
Em       G
Weird at my school it's

Em       G
Weird at my school it's

Em       G
Weird at my school it's

F        A
Weird at my school

Pre-verse:
C#m         G
C#m         G

Verse:
My mother's glad that I am here
So she can visit my school
I can't believe she's so pretty
I'm a son of a bitch at my school

Chorus

Pre-Verse

Verse:
And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor
She lives far away from the doors of my school (wait longer before the G  B)
And oftentimes you know I fantasize
That I have sex with the nuns at my school

Chorus x 2

End on C#m

Now the lead parts -

Verses:

Come in on the 'my school' with:

E|--------s12--|
B|------8------|
G|----7--------|
D|-------------|
A|-------------|
E|-------------|

Chorus:

E|-3333-----------| e|-3----8--------12--|
B|-----5-3-5-5----| b|-4-s8----8-s12-----|
G|-------------3b-| x 3 then  g|-------------------|
D|----------------| d|-------------------|
A|----------------| a|-------------------|
E|----------------| e|-------------------|

Pre-verse:

E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-10-101010-101010-101010-101010-101010-101010----------| x 2
A|----------------------------------------------10-10-10-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|

then

E|--9---|
B|--9---|
G|--9---|
D|--11--| upstroke and hold it
A|--11--|
E|--9---|

End with

E|-------|
B|-------|
G|--6p5~-|
D|-------|
A|-------|
E|-------|