E       A         E
I'm not drunk I'm drinkin'
E        A        E
What you said was wrong.
E            A        B
And the more you say "are you OK,"
A              B            E
The more I try to sing this song.


 E             A         E
'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin'
E        A         E
Thinkin' about our past.
E            A         B       
The more you flirt and wear that skirt,
    A     B     E
The emptier the glass.

E A
E B
E A 
B A E

 E             A         E
'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin'
E               A  E
So please leave me alone.
E       A       B               
Just in case I saw your pretty face,
A              B        E
I left my Volkswagon at home.


 E             A         E
'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin'
E        A      E
Like you knew I would.
E            A        B
So clear the lane and don't complain
 A                   B              E
'Cause your sister's lookin' pretty good.

[she's pretty good]

E A
E B
E A 
B E A

E           A         E
And I'm not drunk I'm drinkin'
E         A     E
I'm not drunk, I swear to god!
E
It's too early.


 E             A         E
'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin'
E                     A                     E
So tell your new man, I'm not even close to done.
E           A                   B
And if he tries to spread those dirty little lies,
A                B        E
I'm lookin' into buying a handgun.


 E             A         E
'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin'
 E              A       E
'Cause what you did was wrong.
E                A      B
And the more you try to keep me dry,
A                    B         E
The more I'll try to sing this song.

E A
E B
E A 
B A E