You and I get along famously;
I need you and you need me.
Staring from the cover of a magazine,
selling our souls for the highest fee.

And I love you...
Yes, I'll love you
if the price is right.

And I lust you...
Yes, I'll lust you
if the price is right.

You and I carry on strenuously;
carrying the burden of publicity.
Straight to another inevitably,
sell photos of the newborn for the highest fee.

And I curse you...
Yes, I'll curse you
if the price is right.

But I love you...
Yes, I'll love you
if the price is right.

And I love you...
(You and I get along famously)
Yes, I'll love you
if the price is right.

And I lust you...
(You and I get along famously)
Yes, I'll lust you
if the price is right.

And I kiss you...
(You and I get along famously)
Yes, I'll kiss you
if the price is right.

But I love you...
(You and I get along famously)
Yes, I'll love you
if the price is right.