All across the nation
I'm the bully in the town
It's a lovely situation
Not to be a society hound
Everybody's so scared of me
When my friends all come around
'Cause they know my reputation
I'm the bully in the town

A formidable reputation
It's no idle postulation
That in every situation
I'm the bully in the town
It's no exaggeration
It's known all across the nation
I will live until damnation
I'm the bully in the town

With a rose or red carnation
I'll secure my reputation
I will live until damnation
I'm the bully in the town
Let me tell you baby
Tell you mam to start moving
'Cause there's no room in your bed
'cept for the bully in the town