Gettin My Mom On

Jack Stauber

tom:

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Where did you go, where did you go
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Where did you go, where did you go
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Where did you go, where did you go
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Where did you go


[Verse 1]
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Cutco connection, I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
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And agree that he won't poke me (now you don't poke me)
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In my 180, in my 180 degree
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In my 180, in my 180 degree


[Chorus]
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Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
D
  Read "KEEP CALM CARRY ON" Poster
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(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer, gettin' my mom on)

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Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
D
  Read "KEEP CALM CARRY ON" Poster
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 (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale, gettin' my mom on)

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[Verse 2]
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  Culinary perfection, I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away
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'Cause I hid the Special K (oh that's just for me)
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On a paper plate, on a round white paper plate (oh, yeah)
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On a paper plate, on a round white paper plate


[Chorus]
C
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
D
  Read "KEEP CALM CARRY ON" Poster
G
  (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer, gettin' my mom on)

C
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
D
  Read "KEEP CALM CARRY ON" Poster
G
  (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale, gettin' my mom on)

C  D  G
C  D  G


[Chorus]
C
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
D
  Read "KEEP CALM CARRY ON" Poster
G
  (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer, gettin' my mom on)

C
Cup in my cap and I'ma drinka my mimosa!
D
  Read "KEEP CALM CARRY ON" Poster
G
  (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale, gettin' my mom on)