C 
Had a love affair with nina 
       G 
In the back of my cortina 
   F                  G 
it could'nt be more obscena 
       C 
than a ..... ..... hyina 
    Em 
she took me to the cleaners 
    Am 
and other misdemeanours 
      Em 
but i got right up between her 
    G 
and .... .... her ribeana 
 
   Em 
so you ask joice and vicky 
Am 
whose their favourite bricky 
   Em 
my given name is dickie, i come from Billericy 
       D          G 
and im doin, very well