Fuzzy dive and skinny legs
honey cook me up some eggs
double bloody mary on the side
lost my arm in the Asian war
lost my kids to a two bit whore
now she's in Reno working overtime
kinda shaky a screw is loose
strapped me down cranked up the juice
I blew a fuse and the place went dark
I beat up pukes till my fingers bled
i deal in ivory and shrunken heads
and stolen credit cards on the side

I found gold in the graveyard
face up side by side
I ain't in it for the money honey
they drilled a hole right through my mind
drilled a hole right through my mind

Science is just a pack of lies
the stars are nothing but fire flies
take a look at what that dog dragged in the house
i'm trying to beat the daily grind
there's no cure for a brilliant mind
I'm gonna settle just short of paradise

I found gold in the graveyard
face up side by side
I ain't in it for the money honey
They drilled a hole right through my mind
drilled a hole right through my mind
drilled a hole right through ......