Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on  
Change the channels for an hour or two  
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit  
I'm sick of all the same old shit  
In a house with unlocked doors  
And I'm fucking lazy  
 
B            A         E              B 
     Bite my lip and close my eyes  
           A    E          B 
Take me away to paradise  
                 A         E     B
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind 
                     A  
And I smell like shit 
 
Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving  
I sure as hell can't do it by myself  
I'm feeling like a dog in heat  
Barred indoors from the summer street  
I locked the door to my own cell  
And I lost the key  
 
B               A        E          B 
     Bite my lip and close my eyes  
            A   E             B 
Take me away to paradise  
             A           E    B
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind 
                     A  
And I smell like shit 
E          D
I got no motivation  
E             D
Where is my motivation  
E                 D 
No time for the motivation  
E             D         B      A      E 
Smoking my inspiration  
 
Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling  
Call me pathetic, call me what you will  
My mother says to get a job  
But she don't like the one she's got  
When masturbation's lost its fun  
You're fucking lazy  
 
B               A         E              B 
     Bite my lip and close my eyes  
            A     E         B 
Take me away to paradise  
              A        E          B 
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind 
              A       E       B 
And loneliness has to suffice  
           A      E           B 
Bite my lip and close my eyes 
                   A     E          B  
I was slipping away to paradise  
            A          E   B
Some say: "quit or I'll go blind"  
                      A 
But it's just a myth  
 
e|--------------10------------------------10-------------
b|-----7-8--10--10--7-8--10--5---7-8--10--10---7-8--10--5
g|-----7-7--9-------7-7--9---5---7-7--9--------7-7--9---5
d|-------------------------------------------------------
a|-------------------------------------------------------
E|-------------------------------------------------------