Ed:
I'm that guy you see in every horror flick.
You may not remember me, i come and go too quick.

You wouldn't know my name, i hardly ever speak a line.
If the hero kills a hundred demons, i'd be the forgettable number
Thirty nine.

'cuz i'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but i don't really mean it.

I'm a threat to no one, the other deadites make fun...

Cheryl:
You suck!

Ed:
Of me. evil eddie. oh the bit part demon.

Annie:
But don't you see ed? we've been listening to you talk for the past two minutes.
You've said a whole lot just now. just you!
Aw, you're not a bit part demon anymore. you're a lead player. a star!

Ed:
You're right! now i see that this trend has been disrupted.
I've said more than five words without being interrupted! i'm a
Bit part no more! my character's at a swing!
And now its time for this demon to sing, sing sing! ahhhh....(gunshot) oh!

Ash:
Now you'll have a bit part; in hell.