|F        | F    | F       | F      |

[Riff]
|F        | F    | F       | F      |
|Fsus4  F | F    | Fsus4 F | F   Eb |
|F        | F Bb | F       | F  Bb  |
|F        | F Bb | F       | F      |


[Verse 1]
   F
If I had money, I tell you what I'd do

I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two.
    Bb                         F
I’m crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
          Dm                   C                         F     Fsus4 F  Fsus4  F
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.


[Verse 2]
    F
The girl I love, I stole her from a friend

He got lucky, stole her back again.
          Bb                          F
Cause she knows he had a Mercury, she knew he had a Mercury
          Dm                   C                         F      Fsus4 F  Fsus4  F
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.


[Interlude]

| F  | F  | F  | F  |
| Bb | Bb | F  | F  |
| Dm | C  | F  | F  |
| F  | F  | F  | F  |
| Bb | Bb | F  | F  |
| Dm | C  | F Fsus4 F | Fsus4 F |


[Verse 3]
F
Hey, now, mama, you look so fine, ridin' round in your Mercury '49.
    Bb                         F
I’m crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
          Dm                   C                         F     Fsus4 F  Fsus4 F
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.


[Verse 4]
   F
My baby went out, she didn't stay long,

She bought herself a Mercury, came a cruisin' home.
    Bb                         F
I’m crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
          Dm                   C                         F     Fsus4 F Fsus4 F
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.


[Interlude]

| F  | F  | F  | F  |
| Bb | Bb | F  | F  |
| Dm | C  | F  | F  |
| F  | F  | F  | F  |
| Bb | Bb | F  | F  |
| Dm | C  | F  | F  |


[Verse 5]
   F
If I had money I tell you what I'd do,

I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two.
    Bb                         F
I’m crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
          Dm                   C                         Bb
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.


[Outro]
          Dm                   C                         Bb
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

Dm   C   F   Fsus4 F  Fsus4  F