E
I have noticed
     C#m     B      A
That all the little sounds
        E
Gather 'round her
    C#m      B      A
And bring my volume down



[Chorus]
        C#m
She has got
         G#m
What all need
   E     G   E
Anatomically correct
         E  F#m
And I forget
           B          E   F#m
There'd be days like these
      B        E    F#m
I can hardly breathe
       B           E   F#m F
This is not what I need


[Verse 2]
         E
I should stop her
           C#m     B     A
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
       E
And my lights are out
        C#m    B         A
I guess all my fuses are blown



[Chorus]
         C#m
Turn the hose
      G#
On my house
 E      G      E
Addam's Family pinball
          E    F#m
Begins to reset
       B           E   F#m
This is not what I need
      B      E      F#m
I can hardly breathe
        B         E    F#m F
No more days like these


[Bridge]
E
I followed her down
D                A
Into the garbage can
        E               B    G
With the noise that she makes
                    A
She cuts my profits down
        F#m        B          E
And all associated corporations


[Verse 3]
       C#m     B       A
And my home appliances sleep
     E
Take vacations
         C#m          B              A
And they lie and they steal and they cheat


[Chorus]
        C#m
She has got
         G#m
What all need
   E     G   E
Anatomically correct
         E  F#m
And I forget
           B          E   F#m
There'd be days like these
      B        E    F#m
I can hardly breathe
       B           E   F#m F
This is not what I need