G   C   E   D
E|---|---|---|---|
B|---|---|---|---|
G|---|-5-|---|-7-|
D|-5-|-5-|-2-|-7-|
A|-5-|-3-|-2-|-5-|
E|-3-|---|-0-|---|

Intro:
G  C  E  G  D

G                                           C
I get turned on by her nylons in a hamper.  Parents out of town, 
E                                   G    D
they're sleeping in the camper tonight.  I bet they're getting sweaty.
G                                                 C
'Cause when I met you, you were a virgin in paper trying to be
E             G             D
but you're not like her at all  you're just not like your mom.

Chorus 2x
G                           C                          E
Try to look like your mom.  Try to act like your mom.  Try to smell like your mom
G             D
gonna come oh where's your mom?