G                        C
I don’t wanna remember tonight when I wake up tomorrow
G                                            D
I’m tired of walking these lonely streets of heartache and sorrow
         G                      C
They say luck is for losers and winners don’t complain
            G                                     D                  G  
So don’t be standing on the tracks ‘cause I’m too drunk to stop this train


[Chorus]
                    C                          G
Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass
          G                              A7            D 
There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass
       G                                 C               A7
When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail
            G                            D                 G  
And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell


[Verse 2]
                             G                           C
I hope I catch you in the street when I’m at the wheel
G                                            D
There’s no way our love was as strong as the hate I feel
         G                      C
They say, everything ends badly or else it never ends
            G                                     D                  G  
So when I get through with your sister, I’m gonna sleep with all your friends


[Chorus]
                    C                          G
Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass
          G                              A7            D 
There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass
       G                                 C               A7
When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail
            G                            D                 G  
And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell


[Verse 3]
                                G               C
She tried to sell me some crap about freedom
G                                            D
A woman who knows what she’s looking for
            G                                     D                  G  
So I hacked into her Facebook and changed her status to, “I’m a whore”


[Chorus]
                    C                          G
Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass
          G                              A7            D 
There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass
       G                                 C               A7
When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail
            G                            D                 G  
And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell
            G                            D                 G  
Yea I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell