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Intro:

D C Bb D x2

Verse1:

D
Standing on a golf course
C
Dressed in P.V.C.
Bb
I chanced upon a Golf Girl
D
Selling cups of tea

She asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For three pence you can buy one
Full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one
In fact I ordered three
So I could watch the Golf Girl
Could see she fancied me

And later on the golf course
After drinking tea
It started raining golf balls
And she protected me

Chorus1:
             A
Her name was Pat
       C    B       E
And we sat under a tree
   D       A 
She kissed me
We go for walks
In fine weather
All together
            C 
On the golf course
B          E          A  
We talk in morse 

F G    G# G    G# 
G F# D Bb x2

- key change and here we go:

G F D# G x2

Verse1:

Standing on a golf course
Dressed in P.V.C.
I chanced upon a Golf Girl
Selling cups of tea

She asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For three pence you can buy one
Full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one
In fact I ordered three
So I could watch the Golf Girl
Could see she fancied me

And later on the golf course
After drinking tea
It started raining golf balls
And she protected me

Chorus1:
             D
Her name was Pat
       F    E      A 
And we sat under a tree
    G      D  C  Bb  D  A
She kissed me


A   D A    D A    A ............

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