B                Abm
Mr. Robinson and his quango
   G
Dirty dealer, expensive car
   A
Runs the buses and the evening star
         B                     Abm
He got a hair piece and he got herpes
   G
His private life is very discreet
   A
A nicer man you'll never going to meet

  F#
A self professed saviour of the dim right wing
He's got respitory problems and a masons ring

    B                Abm
Mr. Robinson and his quango
    G
Drinks with the general and the county wives
    A
Yes the family business is doing all right
               B                   Abm
They are doing tango's down in the quango's
   G
He makes them tick and he makes them tock
   A
And if he doesn't like you he'll put you in the dock

   F#
He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum

   B
He ran into the toliet in the town hall
Got a biro out and wrote on the wall
            A
I'm wearing black french knickers on under my suit
I've got stockings and suspenders on
I'm feeling rather loose

    F#
Oh I'm a naughty boy
Oh I'm a naughty, naughty boy