Party Favor

(Hey, leave a message)
C
Hey, call me back
         Am
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                   C    G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
            Am
Maybe just forget it
                      F
Cause by the time you get this
                     C       G
Your number might be blocked

 Am               C
Stay and blah blah blah
           F                    C  G
You just want what you can't have
 Am                    C
No wait, I'll call the cops
               F                   C  G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

    F                     G           C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
   C        Am          E
Happy birthday by the way
           F              G             C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
                  Am
You know that's bullshit
             E7   F
Don't you, babe
              Fm         C
I'm not your party favor

C                                 Am
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                         F
But we can't change the weather
                         C     G
And the weather's come and gone
C                                       Am
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                        F
You'll single out the wrong words
                      C      G
Like you mishear all my songs

          Am               C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
                F             C  G
You just want what you can't have
    Am                C
No wait, I'll call the cops
               F                  C  G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

         F             G              C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
        Am            E7
Happy birthday by the way
           F           G                 C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
                 Am
You know that's bullshit
            E7     F
Don't you, babe
              Fm
I'm not your party favor