Party Favor

Hey, leave a message
G
Hey, call me back
         Em
When you get this
                     C     Cm
Or when you've got a minute
                   G    D
We really need to talk
 G
Wait, you know what
            Em
Maybe just forget it
                      C       Cm
Cause by the time you get this
                     G       D
Your number might be blocked

 Em               G
Stay and blah blah blah
           C       Cm            G  D
You just want what you can't have
 Em                    G
No wait, I'll call the cops
               C       Cm           G  D
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

    C                     D           G
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
   G        Em          B
Happy birthday by the way
           C              D             G
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
                  Em
You know that's bullshit
             B
Don't you, babe

C              Cm         G
  I'm not your party favor

G                                 Em
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                         C     Cm
But we can't change the weather
                         G     D
And the weather's come and gone
G                                       Em
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                        C        Cm
You'll single out the wrong words
                      G      D
Like you mishear all my songs

          Em               G
You hear stay and blah blah blah
                C             G  D
You just want what you can't have
    Em                G
No wait, I'll call the cops
               C                  G  D
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

         C             D              G
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
        Em            B
Happy birthday by the way
           C           D                 G
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
                 Em
You know that's bullshit
            B     C
Don't you, babe
              Cm
I'm not your party favor