Intro:

                                                          They would if..
E|-x--------------------------------------3---3----------------0--|
B|-1-----1--------------------------1-----1---0-1--------------1--|
G|-0-------0---0-1------1h3-3p1-0-----0---0---0-1-----0-3-2-11-0--|
D|-2-------------2----------------------2---2---2-----2-2-2-22-2--|
A|-3-3-3-----3------3-3-----------3-----3---3---3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3--|
E|-x--------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse:

Listen to record for timing
  But they cant..    So if they talk like they..
E|-----------0--------------------------------5------------------8--|
B|-1---------1--------------------------------6---------6-----6--6--|
G|-0---------0----------------------------5h7-----------5h7p5-5-----|
D|-2--------------------------------------5h7-------5h7-------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------5---------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

                                                 Chorus:
  heed a word they say...                        Im in love with a...
E|---------3/5------3---------3------------------------8--7-6-5--|
B|---------3/5------3-3-3--3--3--33-3------------8-----8--7-6-5--|
G|--------------------4-5--5--5--55-4--44\-0/9---9---9-9--8-7-6--|
D|-------------------------------------55\-0/10--10----10-9-8-7--|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|


E|--------9-9-xx-7--5--5-xx------5--5----5-------------------------|
B|--------x-x-xx-x--x--x-xx------6--6----6-------------------------|
G|-0--7/9-9-9-xx-7--6--6-xx------5--5----5-------000000---------1--|
D|-0-----------------------------7--7-7--7-------555555---------2--|
A|---------------------------5--------5-----x-------------------2--|
E|--------------------------------------------3----------/3-2-1-0--|

                              Whammy Bar
E|--------------------------------------|
E|----0--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----0----------------------^14-------| V14-------14----14-14---------|
G|------1111-0h1p0------------x------------------------x--x----------|
D|----------------------------14--14----------14----14-14-14---------|
A|----------------------0--------------------------------------------|
E|------------------(0)----------------------------------------------|


Theres a very odd man over there...
                                  Whammy Bar
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----15-14----13-^15----^13-15----13--^15----^13-+15------^13-14----^13-15---|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-12-------12-------12---------12---------12-----------12-------12-----------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|------------------------3--3-3--3--3-3---4-4-4-4--4--|
B|-----------------00-000-3--3-3--3--3-3---4-4-4-4--4--|
G|-----------------00-000-0--0-0--0--0-0---0-0-0-0--0--|
D|------0------0---00-000-0--0-0--0--0-0---0-0-0-0--0--|
A|-0-x--0--------3--------x--x-x--x--x-x---x-x-x-x--x--|
E|----------1b------------3--3-3--3--3-3---4-4-4-4--4--|

Verse 2:
         Swanning around...
E|-v8--------------------------10/12-12-12-12\10-10-10----x-10-------10--|
B|-v8--------------------------x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-----x----10----10--|
G|-v9--------------------------10/12-12-12-12\10-10-10----x-------10-10--|
D|-v10-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|


E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-x-10-----------------10-----------------------12----13-12-13--12--|
G|-x-10--10-------------10-----------------12-14-12----12-12-12--12--|
D|-x-----10h12p10-10h12--------vx----------12-14-------14-12-14--12--|
A|-----------------------------vx---x---0----------------------------|
E|-----------------------------vx---x---0----------------------------|

E|----------------------------------------------7/9-9-9-xx-7-5--5-x---------|
B|-13---13---12-----------8-------8--7-6-5----5-x---x-x-xx-x-x--x-x-------6-|
G|-12---12---12--0---/9-------9---9--8-7-6----6-7/9-9-9-xx-7-6--6-xx------5-|
D|-14---14---12--0----------------10-9-8---------------------------x------7-|
A|---------------0-------------------------------------------------0---5----|
E|---------------0----------------------------------------------------------|


E|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-6-6--6--------------------------------------0------------|
G|-5-5--5-------0---0--x-------------1--1--------1p0--------|
D|-7-7--7-------0---0--x-------------2--2-------------2-----|
A|---5--5-x-----x---x----------------2----------------2-----|
E|----------3---3---3------3-2-1-0-----------0-----------0--|


E|------------------------------------------|
B|---------2-2-2/14--14-14-14-14-14--14-----|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-x-----x--x--x--x--x---x---0--|
D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2/14--14-14-14-14-14--14--0--|
A|-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------0--|
E|------------------------------------------|

                                Whammy Bar
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------^13--17---------|
B|----^13-15----^13-15----^14--15----13-^15----^13-^15-----------^15----|
G|------------------------^14-------------------------------------------|
D|-12--------12-------12----------12--------12--------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|

        Whammy Bar
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------3--3-3--2---2--3-3----|
B|-^15----^15----^13-^15---^7-----------5--00-00-0--3--3-3--3---3--3-3----|
G|-------------------------^7--7--5--0--5--00-00-0--0--0-0--2---2--0-0----|
D|-----12-----12---------------------------00-00-0--0--0-0--0---0--0-0----|
A|--------------------------------------------------x--x-----------0-0----|
E|--------------------------------------------------3--3------------------|


           Im still waitin for you...               Oh hows your fever..
E|-3--3-3--3--4------------------------------0--------------| -----------|
B|-3--3-3--3--4-------------------1-------1--1--1--1--------------------|
G|-0--0-0--0--0-------------------0-------0--0--0--1-----------------1--|
D|-0--0-0--0--0-------------------2-------2--------2--------------------|
A|-2--2-2--2--x-------------------3-------3--------3--------------------|
E|-3--3-3--3--4-------------------3-------3-----------------------------|

                         La la  la la...
E|---------3--------------------------------------------------------|
B|---1---------1---------1T------3T--1T--3T--1-------1--------------|
G|------2------1---------------------------------------0/12--12-12--|
D|-3-----------3----------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------3----------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------1----------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--13---13T---13T| B(15)R13--|
D|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|


E|-----0-----0----------5-5---5-5---5-5----3/5--3---------------------------|
B|-1-----1--------1-----6-6---6-6---6-6----3/5--3---3---333---33--33333-----|
G|-0-------0--------0---5-5---5-5---5-5-------------4h5-555p4-44--444444\0--|
D|-2--------------------7-7---7-7---7-7---------------------------555555\0--|
A|-3--------------------5-5---5-5---5-5-------------------------------------|
E|-X------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-----------8--7-6-5--------9-9-xx-7---5---5-xx-----5--5---5---------------|
B|-----8-----8--7-6-5--------x-x-xx-x---x---x-xx-----6--6---6---------------|
G|-/9--9---9-9--8-7-6--0-7/9-9-9-xx-7---6---6-xx-----5--5---5--------4h5p4--|
D|-/10-10----10-9-8-7--------------------------------7--7-7-7---------------|
A|------------------------------------------------5-------5----x------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------3----------|

E|------------------------------------------2-1-0---/2-1-0-0--|
B|----------------------0-----------------2-------------------|
G|------------1--1--------1p0-----------2---------------------|
D|------------2--2-------------2------2-----------------------|
A|------------2----------------2------------------------------|
E|-/3-2-1-0-----------0-----------0---------------------------|


Outro:
E|------------------------------2--------------------2------------|
B|------------------------------2---------0----------2-------2-0--|
G|-----2-x----------------------2-x--------------------x----------|
D|-----4-x----------------------4-x--------------------x----------|
A|-----4-x---4--4--2h4----------4-x--4--4--------------x--4-------|
E|-2---2-x--------------0---2---2-x----------0---2-----x----------|


E|----------------------------9------9--------------------------|
B|-----------------------7----7--------7------------------------|
G|-------------------------6------------------------------------|
D|---------4-x---------7----------------------------------------|
A|---------4-x---------0----------------------------------------|
E|-0---2---2-x-1--0---------------------------------------------|


Legend:

H             =   Hammer on
P             =   Pull off
8T            =   Would mean tremolo pick the note (Pick alternately fast as possible)
13TB(15)R13   =   Tremolo pick and bend it to pitch of 15 then release back to 13
X             =   Dead Note
/             =   Slide note up fretboard
\             =   Slide note down fretboard
v8
v8            =   Gently strum chord upstroke
v9
v10