Bm             F#
     I am the biggest hypocrite
A                E
     I've been undeniably jealous
Bm                  F#
     I have been loud and pretentious
A                     E
     I have been utterly threatened
Bm                F#
     I've gotten candy for my self-interest
A                       E
     the sexy treadmill capitalist
Bm              F#
      heaven forbid I be criticized
Bm
      heaven forbid I be ignored
 
chorus:
G               F# `        Em     D
     I have abused my power forgive me
G                       F#                 Bm
     you mean we actually are all one
A    F#  D
one one one 
Bm  A    F#  D
one one one one
 
I've been out of reach and separatist
heaven forbid average (whatever average means)
I have compensated for my days
of powerlessness
I have abused my so-called power forgive me 
you mean we actually are all one
one one one one one one one

verse chords: Bm, F#, A, E, Bm, F#, Bm 

did you just call her amazing?
surely we both can't be amazing!
and give up my hard earned status
as fabulous freak of nature? 
I have abused my power forgive me
you mean we actually are all one
one one one one one one one
one one one one one one one
always looked good on paper
sounded good in theory