Does Santa Claus

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 It's Christmas eve and the snow's coming down
Bm                       G               A
 we fixed Christmas for some last time around
D
 but when you’re lying down, snug in your bed
Bm                        E            G
 spend a thought for some others this season instead

 A
 Christmas is great but in our time of plenty
 Bm
 with all these gifts I still feel empty
 E
 Who brings cheer to those in fear?
       A
 Won’t anyone think of the children here!?

 -Chorus-

     G                  D
 Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A             G
 in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?
 D
 How do his reindeer manage to fly
          A
 with the world covered in bedrock o’ so high?
      G                  D
 Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            E
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
    G                        A             D
 If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I

 -Verse 2-

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 Zombie pig-men kids in the Nether
Bm
 It’s not just ghasts that are shedding a tear!
G
 but we can help them together
    A                                 D
 or they’re not getting anything this year!
D
 So open your wallets of leather
 Bm                                           E
 two gold bars a month for the rest of your days!
 E
 We need money to stop this forever
    A
 We know you’re all stingy but change your ways!

 -Rap 1-

"Hey zombie pig kids yo listen up!
 If you’re looking for a gift son, you’re in luck!
 Sloth man, G Money, P Horny too, Hat Films, onesies, rapping cheer for you!
 E7
 Rhymes go bang, dropping gifts any weather!
 E
 blowing up treats like beds in the Nether!
    A6
 We ain’t got a map cos we’re spending all our paper!
      A
 Well that’s us done so we’ll see you all later…"

 -Chorus-

     G                  D
 Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A             G
 in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?
         D
 Does he spawn stuff in with gamemode zero?
 A
 If he cheats can he be your hero?
     G                  D
 Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            E
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
    G                        A             Bm
 If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I

 -Bridge-

Bm
 We’ll take these gold bars and make them into blocks
A
 build a gold house, yeah a big shiny box
G
 a Christmas house with no crying
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 we’re doing it for zombie kids

 we’re not lying (promise)

Bm
 We’ll make a portal out of obsidian
A
 sadness will be forbiddian
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 We’ll bring that gold to them children
G                        A
 That gold house we will really be building

 -Verse 3-

D
 These kids will love their new home
Bm               G         A
 even if it’s located in a nether biome
D
 technically it’s a dimension though
Bm                E              G
 and there’s no chance they will see any snow

D
 We’re not lying
D
 we’re really building
D
 there’s no snow but we’ve made an effort
A
 that’s got to count for something,
     A
 for something!

 -Chorus-

     G                  D
 Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A             G
 in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?

 -Rap 2-

"Does he have the plan? Can he be the man?
 He ain’t Batman or Superman
 maybe Spider-Man or Wonder Woman maybe Iron Man but no way Aquaman can!"

 -Chorus-

    G                  D
 Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            E
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
    G                        A
 If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and-
    G                  D
 Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            G
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
 D
 Reindeer aren’t even in the game
          A
 Could he use nine horses that he’s named?
       G                  D
 Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
                  A            E
 in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
    G                                      E
 If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I
    G                        A                D
 If he can’t do it then it’s up to you... and I