Am C G Dm


[Verse 1]
Am                         C
Shut up and listen, I will show you how it's done
    G                                  Dm
The process with your diving board has already begun
      Am                       C
I can already tell that you're thinking too small
    G                          Dm
You need to build big or build nothing at all!

  Am                           C
I know it's not politically correct to say
    G                                Dm
But diving boards are tiny and well, kind of gay
        Am                           C
I won't hear another word about this diving board crap
      G                              Dm
Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the Map!


[Chorus 1]
         Bb
He's the man who makes it bigger
C
Tor can make it stronger
Dm                        A
Everything is better with Kraft
Bb
He will use his power
C                        D7
Maximize the tower – Tor Kraft!

N.C.
Priscilla? Cup of coffee

No, the small one

The small one!

Thank you!


[Verse 2]
         Am                             C
You see, everything looks better If you maximize
       G                       Dm
If you like it, then imagine it twice the size!
      Am                       C
Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten
         G                         Dm
And then triple and quadruple it again and again

       Am                         C
For location, I'm thinking in the middle of the lake
G                           Dm
Pointless and expensive and hard to make
        Am                      C
Then we add a bridge built with floating cement
    G                    Dm
And then we scale it up 500 percent!


[Chorus 2]
         Bb
He's the man who makes it bigger
C
Tor can make it stronger
Dm                        A
Everything is better with Kraft
Bb
Watch him use his power
   C                        D7
To maximize the tower – Tor Kraft!

Bb
Quiet when he's etching
C
Silent when he's sketching
Dm                   A
Genius at work – Tor Kraft
Bb
Look, he is on fire
C                       D7
Architect Messiah – Tor Kraft!

N.C.
Yes, yes, yes! I did it!

The tower is finished!


{Chorus 3}
A
Genius creation
B
Diving board sensation
Db                        Ab
Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft (The tower's finished)
A
(Kraft) You need it
B
(Kraft) He makes it
Db Db7
Kraft!
Db7
He's Tor Kraft!