E  - 022100
F# - xx4322
G# - xx1114

[Intro]
E D G# C F#

[Verse]
B                     A
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
B                             A
Say what you like now, no one cares,
B                     A
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
B                             A
Say what you like now, no one scared.

B            D  B              D
I caught the DJ pulling up his trousers,
B           D                  B          D
I'm staying tight lipped, he's doing me a favour,
B            D  B              D
I caught the DJ pulling up his trousers,
B          D        B
Switch the station, try another flavour.

[Chorus]
E              D
It's not seen, it's not heard,
C#                        C
It's not mentioned by the spoken word
B
So bugger the plugger 'cos there'll be another
B
It's easy for the blind to see and give the company a policy

[Verse]
B                     A
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
B                             A
Say what you like now, no one cares,
B                     A
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
B                             A
Say what you like now, no one scared.

B             D   B        D
God bless the DJ, jeepers, yowsers,
B             D        B          D
Who's got the problem? Look at my behaviour,
B             D   B        D
God bless the DJ, jeepers, yowsers,
B               D               B            D
Peel me off the cross, we don't need another saviour

[Chorus]
E              D
It's not seen, it's not heard,
C#                        C
It's not mentioned by the spoken word
B
So bugger the plugger 'cos there'll be another
B
I'm not making an apology or calling it my policy.

B                     A
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
B                             A
Say what you like now, no one cares,
B                     A
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
B                             A
Say what you like now, no one scared.

[Bridge]
B
Thrill kids, we've got another caller,
A
A lady pickpocket from over the water,
B
Jeez, i'm swell for doing her a favour,
A
Another dance beat for her sickly little daughter.

B A B A

[Chorus]
E              D
It's not seen, it's not heard,
C#                        C
It's not mentioned by the spoken word
B
So bugger the plugger 'cos there'll be another
B
It's easy for the blind to see and give the company a policy

B                     A
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
E                     D
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
B                     A
Radio Ass Kiss on the air,
E                     D
Radio Ass Kiss on the air.