Discord Song

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It's 9pm on a Friday (it's not really)
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And I'm calling my Discord girlfriend
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I turn the webcam away from the hole in my wall
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She doesn't see how much I've broken

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My mum said I can't play Xbox anymore
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So I broke my TV
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My girlfriend's not allowed to see me anymore
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So we talk on Discord calls

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Please listen, darling
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I know it's hard to understand
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But I'm not here forever
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I'm moving on to Team Speak
                       Eb
I've heard that it's better
                  G
I hope I'm not wrong

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My love
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I love you every time you face turns blue
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And you speak over your microphone
      Cm
Although it's only binary
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I think that it's timely that I asked if you'd
      Ab
marry me
    Cm
On Discord of course
             Eb
Not in real life, I'm only fourteen
          Bb                          Ab
We can't get married in real life quite yet
                          Cm
But I'm sure that I'll love you
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For at least another two years or four years
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If you're American, it's only 16 here

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Darling, I won't be here forever
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Hope you understand it's always true
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Teamspeak doesn't have video calling so I
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Can't talk to you
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My love
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I really want you to join me, on Skype too
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I know it's made by Microsoft
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And Microsoft is pretty shit at peddling software nowadays

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But I'm honestly thinking of changing
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I don't like what Discord's become
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Do you know they're adding gaming?
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I don't think that I support it
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It's really bad practice
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And so I'll change to Teamspeak and maybe Skype