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 Doctor, there's something wrong with me 
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My health is not all that it used to be    
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My heart is out of beat, I've got chilblains on my feet 
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My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see 
 
Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad, 
I've got every sickness there is to be had 
I had whooping cough last month 
And today I've got the mumps 
And tomorrow I'll get chicken pox as well 
 
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 Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well 
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I've not got long to go now I can tell 
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 Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well 
    |Gb             |E       |Gb     |E  
I've not got long to go I can tell 
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I've not got long to go I can tell 
 
Those pills I took had no effect at all 
Just the other day I had a nasty fall 
And I think I broke my jaw, when it hit the kitchen floor 
And I'm shrinking, last week I was five foot four 
 
I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu? 
And though the bug is going round, what can I do? 
And it's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three 
Do you think if I caught smallpox I'd get through? 
 
{Chorus} 
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well 
I've not got long to go I can tell 
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well 
I've not got long to go I can tell 
I've not got long to go I can tell 
 
Do you think it's time that I made out my will? 
I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill 
Just how long is there to go; 
Please tell me, I want to know 
But on second thoughts, don't tell me, I'm too ill