Troublemaker

[Intro] A  D  A  D

A      D                A
Put me in a special school
      D           A
Cause I am such a fool
D                   A             D                A
And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read
D                   A
Who needs stupid books
D                   A
They are for petty crooks
D                     A           D              A
And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
   D            A
So turn off the TV
D                        A
Cause that's what others see
D                 A               D             A
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream
D                A
They only sicken me
D                 A
Don't let me play football
D                A         D                        A
I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball

A       D
I'm a troublemaker
A        D
Never been a faker
A            D             A             D
Doin things my own way and never giving up
A              D
I'm a troublemaker
A              D
Not a doubletaker
A               D            A          D
I don't have the patience to it on the up

A       D        A
I picked up a guitar
D                 A
What does this signify
D                    A          D                   A
I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die
D                   A
You wanted arts and crafts
D                         A
How's this for arts and crafts
G                                   A
Nananananananananananananana that's right
D                 A
I'm growin out my hair
D               A
I'm movin up to cherokee
D               A
I'm gonna be a rockstar
     D                  A
And you are gonna gonna bear with me
D                     A
Cause I can't work a job
D              A
Like any other slob
D              A           D                 A
Punchin in and punchin out and sycking up to Bob
D          A
Marrying a biotch
D            A
Having seven kids
D            A             D                A
Givin up and goin home and hopin there's a God

A
I'm gonna be a star

And people will crane necks
                   E                           A
To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having sex
D                A
And studyin my moves
D              A
They try to understand
D            A          E                 A
Why I am so unlike the singers in other bands
D          A
I'm such a mystery
D             A
As anyone can see
A                        D                  A
There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me
A                   D
And when it's party time
A
Like 1999

I'll party by myself because i'm such a special guy

D              A
I'm a troublemaker
D              A
Never been a faker
D                 A                     D
Doin' things my own way and never giving up
A             D
I'm a troublemaker
D             A
Not a doubletaker
A                D                          A
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up
D                A
I'm a troublemaker

Never giving up