The Blarney Stone

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Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
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If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
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Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
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After I fuck her she'll get up and sing


[Chorus 1]
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Aye  aye  aye
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Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
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Aye  aye  aye
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The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


[Verse 2]
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Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
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The bread on the counter is going stale
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If I don't get some fresh bread soon
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Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon


[Chorus 2]
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Aye  aye  aye
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Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
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Aye  aye  aye
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The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


[Verse 3]
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Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time
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Got too many other things on me mind
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Patty was nice she was pale and cute
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But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit


[Chorus 3]
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Aye  aye  aye
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Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
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Aye  aye  aye
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The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


[Verse 4]
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Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
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Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
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Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
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When Patty starts crying this is what I said


[Chorus 4]
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
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Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
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The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye