Nan

Em                          C
Hi I'm fuckin' Eddie Dingle, I met this girl named Nan
Em                          C
She overpopulated my senses, and fuckin' dicked me over

[Chorus]
G                                  A7
What's your big secret? Could you give me a clue?
C
Oh silly girl, I'm so in love with you
G
Wontcha tell me what's on your mind
A7
If you opened your head, tell me what would I find
            C/G  C/G                 C/G  C/G
Are you 4 real?         What do you feel?

[Verse 2}
G
Finders keepers, losers weepers baby,
C
If I could get the lid off, I'd look into the jar
G
Is this the best thing I can do?
C
It ain't done me no good so far
Em                C
Mind over matter, but it seems's that I don't matter at all fucker
Em                   C
Nan a table for one, do u think that I could be invited to come, you fuck?

[Chorus]
G                                  A7
What's your big secret? Could you give me a clue?
C
Oh silly girl, I'm so in love with you
G
Wontcha tell me what's on your mind
A7
If you opened your head, tell me what would I find
              C/G  C/G               C/G  C/G
Are you 4 real?        What do you feel?

[Solo]
G C G C
Em C Em C

[Verse 3]
G
You know I saw you yesterday walking with Danny
A7
He's a fucker, and you're a fucker too
                   C
You know what you did to me baby?
C                               C
Yeah, you know what you did and now you're walking with Danny down the street
C
How do you think that makes me feel huh?
G
How do you think that makes me feel huh? huh?
G                                  A7
You think I like it here you fucker, you fucking bitch
A7                                               C/G  C/G
I hate you, you fucker, you keep walking with Danny
                    C/G  C/G
I don't give a fuck
                         C/G                C/G             G
Ya I don't give a flying fuck about you or Danny, you bitch!