D#m     C#        G#m                          B
How can I be your black hole and your favorite constellation?
D#m       C#       G#m                           B
While sometimes be depressed to death and living on vacation
D#m     C#                  G#m                          B
I'll divide my time between me, myself, and I and all my expectations
D#m                         C#
Cause, motherfucker, I look good today
     G#m                       B
Self-care, green hair, looking cute today


[Pre-Chorus]
D#m
Hello to the fandom
             C#
Please don't have a tantrum
                           G#m
Cause if this here ain’t a stick up
             B                   D#m
Why do I got both my hands up praying?
               C#
I'm just saying
              G#m
You're either dying
   N.C
Or you're playing

Either way I'm in the conversation (Woo!)


[Chorus]
D#m C# G#m          B                D#m
           You only like me when I'm numb
C# G#m          B
       You only like mе when I'm
D#m               C#
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G#m                B
All I know is that this isn't fun
D#m        C#
The more I wrap myself up
G#m          B
Thе more I'm coming undone
D#m               C#
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G#m                B              D#m C# G#m
All I know is that this isn't love
         B
You only like me when I'm numb


[Interlude]
D#m C# G#m B


[Verse 2]
   D#m      C#         G#m
My band and I are like Coldplay
                  B
That's allowed to say the fuck word
    D#m         C#
And you, you're like
            G#m                     B
The biggest scummy bummy dummy ugly motherfucker
D#m                       C#
Cause you can't look past caps
               G#m
Or the jokes I make
                    B
Because you hate to laugh
                    D#m
You're too cool for me
                         C#
But motherfucker, I look good today
     G#m                       B
Self-care, green hair, looking cute today


[Pre-Chorus]
D#m
Hello to the fandom
             C#
Please don't have a tantrum
                           G#m
Cause if this here ain’t a stick up
             B                   D#m
Why do I got both my hands up praying?
               C#
I'm just saying
              G#m
You're either dying

Or you're playing
       B
Either way I'm in the conversation (Woo!)


[Chorus]
D#m C# G#m          B                D#m
           You only like me when I'm numb
C# G#m          B
       You only like mе when I'm
D#m               C#
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G#m                B
All I know is that this isn't fun
D#m        C#
The more I wrap myself up
G#m          B
Thе more I'm coming undone
D#m               C#
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G#m                B              D#m C# G#m
All I know is that this isn't love
         B
You only like me when I'm


[Outro]
D#m C# G#m          B                D#m
          (You only like me when I'm numb)
C# G#m          B                D#m  C# G#m B D#m
      (You only like me when I'm numb)