C  C7  F  Fm  C  Am  Dm  G7

[Verse 1]
        C                    C7
Well, I went to the mall one sad day
         F                     Fm
'Cause I needed a haircut in a bad way,
C            Am
But to my surprise
     Dm                        G7
That barber didn't just take a little off the sides. No.
    C           C7
And when he was finally done,
  F              Fm
I wished I had a gun.
           C                               Am
You see, I looked in the mirror and almost fainted,
          Dm                         G7
'Cause my head looked like something Picasso painted.

[Chorus 1]
        C            C7
I had a bad haircut.
F   Fm
Bad haircut.
C         Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm  G7
Bad haircut.

[Verse 2]
          C           C7
Well, the next day at school
         F                     Fm
I wore a hat in order to avoid ridicule,
       C         Am
But my Economics prof
Dm                 G7
Told me to take it off.
             C              C7
And when I removed my cap reluctantly,
             F                    Fm
It felt like everyone's eyes were looking at me.
   C                              Am
My teacher's jaw dropped to her attendance list,
    Dm                 G7
And all she said was, "Class dismissed."

[Chorus 2]
        C            C7
I had a bad haircut.
F   Fm
Bad haircut.
C         Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm  G7
Bad haircut.

[Verse 3]
      C                             C7
Well, some people look at me like I lost my mind.
       F                               Fm
I often answer the question, "Was your barber blind?"
C                                Am
One woman said I looked like her Pekingese,
       Dm                       G7
And my parents think I have a disease.
              C                C7
And I go to a psychiatrist these days
F                                 Fm
Tells me I'm just going through a phase.
    C       Am
And my best friend
           Dm              G7
Thinks I'm trying to set a trend.

[Chorus 3]
        C            C7
I had a bad haircut.
  F   Fm
B-Bad haircut.
C   Am
Bad haircut.
        Dm                                 G7
Well, I think I'm gonna cry about it for a while:

[Bridge 1]
C              C7        F         Fm
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe.
C         Am             Dm        G7
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe.

[Bridge 2]
         C                   C7
I bought ten dollars of gel,
F                          Fm
Twelve dollars of mousse,
C                     Am
Australian shampoo,
    Dm                  G7
And rubber cement glue.

[Chorus 4]
        C            C7
I had a bad haircut.
F   Fm
Bad haircut.
C         Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm  G7
Bad haircut.

[Verse 4]
         C                      C7
Yeah, it cost about twenty-five bucks,
F                   Fm
And it really sucks.
C                          Am                     Dm            G7
I-It looks like there, there's something dead on my head.
C                                   C
   Oh, well, at least hair grows.