G                       A/C#
"Hey, it's nice to meet ya"
           C
Is what he said to me
G                   A/C#
 Baby, let me treat ya
     C
To a shot or three
G                          A/C#
 I think you're hot, but I was
      C
Just about to leave
G                  A/C#
 Join me if you wanna
             C
I live right down the street


[Pre-Chorus]
G                    A/C#
I was gonna go home
      C             G                            A/C#
Pop a bottle in the bathtub while I get stoned
         C            G
From the bar into the back
                 A/C#
Of a cab, up the stairs
      N.C.
To my bedroom


[Chorus]
       G
It's a sad sorry afterparty
A/C#             C
Tears be tasting like Bacardi
G
Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly
A/C#             C
She's got work tomorrow morning
G
Sad sorry afterparty
A/C#             C
Just my feelings getting sloppy
G
Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly
A/C#      N.C.
Sad sorry afterparty


[Verse 2]
G                         A/C#
 Here's the part where we yell
        C
Off the balcony
G                   A/C#
 Make out in the shower
            C
'Til we can barely breathe
G
 He said, "Let's go to Malibu"
    A/C#                      C
But I just wanna cry into the swimming pool
G                       A/C#
"Hey, it's nice to meet ya"
           C
Is what he said to me


[Pre-Chorus]
G                     A/C#
I was gonna go home
      C             G                            A/C#
Pop a bottle in the bathtub while I get stoned
         C            G
From the bar into the back
                 A/C#
Of a cab, up the stairs
      N.C.
To my bedroom


[Chorus]
       G
It's a sad sorry afterparty
A/C#             C
Tears be tasting like Bacardi
G
Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly
A/C#             C
She's got work tomorrow morning
G
Sad sorry afterparty
A/C#             C
Just my feelings getting sloppy
G
Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly
A/C#      C
Sad sorry afterparty


[Interlude]
| G     | A/C#   C   | G     | A/C#   C   |


[Bridge]
G
Sad sorry afterparty
A/C#             C
Tears be tasting like Bacardi
G
Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly
A/C#             C
She's got work tomorrow morning
G
Sad sorry afterparty
A/C#            C
Sun came up and I'm still sloppy
G
Put some whiskey in my coffee
A/C#      C
Sad sorry afterparty


[Outro]
| G     | A/C#   C   |

G  A/C#      C
   Sad sorry afterparty

| G     | A/C#   C   |

G  A/C#      C
   Sad sorry afterparty