The Blonde

[Intro] B  D#m  A  E
        B  D#m  A  E

B                    D#m
   Who's gonna pay attention
       A               E
To the redheads of the world
B                         D#m
    Who's gonna call them up at night
A                           E
    When they're naked and alone
B                            D#m
    And who's gonna kiss the brown haired girls
A                               E
    Who's gonna wipe away their tears
B                      D#m
    And what about the black haired girls
            A
Who's gonna whisper filthy things
           E
Into their ears

B                               D#m
   'Cause anyone who ever had a brain
                         A
Wouldn't stand out in the rain
                       E
Or keep it up for very long
                       B
Just to prove somebody wrong
                          D#m
And anyone who ever had a heart
                   A
Or sang a lonesome song
                        E
Would sell their little souls
                        B
Just to make it with the blonde

( D#m  A  E )
( B  D#m  A  E )

B                          D#m
   It's just unearned admiration
A                           E
   Are you sick of all the stares
B                    D#m
   You don't need to hide yourself away
A                            E
   You only need to dye your hair
B                          D#m
   But it won't do you any good
A                                        E
   'Cause pretty soon your roots will be showing
B                    D#m
    And anytime you try to leave the room
        A
They'll ask you just where the hell
                    E
Do you think you're going
B                              D#m
  'Cause anyone who ever had a brain
                          A
Wouldn't stand out in the rain
                       E
Or keep it up for very long
                       B
Just to prove somebody wrong
                          D#m
And anyone who ever had a heart
                   A
Or sang a lonesome song
                         E
Would sell their little souls
                        B
Just to make it with the blonde

[Final] D#m  A  E
        B  D#m  A  E