[Intro]
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Here she comes walking down the street
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Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine
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In the place where I used to be
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He almost looks like a human being

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And here she comes walking down the street
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Maddie Klein sure loves her little loving machine
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Sometimes he holds her hand too tight
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Ooh, but that's alright

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Cause he'll never leave
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No, he'll never leave
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Will he ever pull her hair like she likes?
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No, but that's alright
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Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine

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There they go, walking up the street
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She'll take him home, shut him down, and she'll go to sleep
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And that's just the way that it's got to be
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She can't get him wet, or he'll overheat
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And who really cares about a little rust
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If Maddie Klein's got herself a little boy she can trust?
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Sometimes she misses the flesh and bone
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But they only wanna screw her, and leave her alone

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But he'll never leave
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No, he'll never leave
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Will he ever smack her ass like she likes?
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Will he ever make her laugh late at night?
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No, but he'll never leave
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When he gets obsolete
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She can always just throw him away
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  And get a new one

But that's okay
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She'll love him the same
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As her fabulous loving machine