Where's Wally

        Cm                              F
S & G   Sometimes I feel like nobody notices me


        Lost in a crowd and shouting out loud come find me

        G#                           G7
        I don't wanna come across bitter and dramatic

        G#                                      G7
        But every crowd I get lost in seems so thematic

                        E flat                          B Flat
        It's always engineers or elephants or rodeos or space-themed idgets

           A flat                                            G
        I woulda thoughta I woulda stood out int a crowd of lesbian midgets

                      C                    Dm     G
Y       It's always where (where where) where's wally

                      C                    Dm     G
        I just can't bear (where where) where's wally

                       Am
        But it's not fair


        Cos I'm right there and you just stare


        One time in my life I'd like to hear


        There's Wally

        Cm                                 F
G       Everybody says my look is quite distinctive

        Cm                                    F
        Picking me out in a crowd should be instinctive

        A flat                       G
        My frustration it is never ending

        A flat                                       G
        Wearing all this red and white and still I blend in

        E flat
        Who would ever have imagined


S       That I'd be dressed the same as everyone at a beauty pageant

G       Bloody models

S       Wearing beanies

G       And scarves

Chorus

G       Who's that guy?!?

S       That's Wally!!

G       Wow, he's the bomb! I wanna dance with that guy!

S       Um, he only knows one dance

G       What is that dance?!?

S       The cha cha!!

G       Huh?

S       Ahh You thought I was going to say the hokey-pokey!

Y       That topic is now officially covered!!!!


G       Sometimes I dream of a place where I can fly to

Y       I'm sick and tired of everyone dressing like I do

G       What's the point of us being Wally when everyone out-wally's us. Maybe I
shoule get some new clothes, bulk up, get a tan, lose the glasses, neaten up
the bikini line by means of electrolysis

        And they'll say:

        There (there there) There's Wally!

        He's got no hair (but there's) Wally.

        Bup bup bup (repeat)