(E) (E) (E) (E)

[Verse]
   E
My conscience finally got to me
Workin' 60 hours a week
A
Leavin' her alone
Bored to death at home
   E
So one day I asked off early
  B
I dropped that bottle of wine
When I flipped on the light
C            B     E
You can't im agine my

[Chorus]
     G
Surp rise
                             C
They were havin' a real good time
                       G
Yeah, I nearly lost my mind
                           D
When I saw the leather an' spikes
   C        G
Ar ound her neck
                            C
And he was handcuffed to my bed
                       G
I thought he was my fr iend
                 F    D
Guess it was all lies
     F    C F C D
Surp rise

[Verse]
    E
The judge gave her all I had
And he did the same for my old friend
          A
Yeah, his Lexus and his house
All went to his spouse
        E
So when I moved out
He just moved in
        B
He went back to get his drawers
At the place he lived before
C         B            E
Guess who answered the door???

[Chorus]
    G
Sur prise
                         C
I hooked up with his ex- wife
                                G
Who's prettier and sweeter than mine
                                 D
Now we're living in his ex-high- rise
   C     G
Ja cuzzi bath
                                      C
Yeah, we sit back in them bubbles and laugh
                                    G
While they're livin' in my run down shack
                  F     D
Yeah, serves them right
     F    C F C D
Surp rise

     E
Surp rise...
     G
Surp rise
                                 C
Yeah, that trip to Maui sure was nice
                           G
Oh, in Vegas we rolled the dice
                                D
Now it's steak and taters every night
C         G
Next week end
                           C
We're headed off to Disney land
 Yeah, I knew he was rich
 But, DAMN!!!!!!!
                F       D
Hell, I can ret ire....
    F     C F C D
Sur prise