Fraternity Blues

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[Verse 1]
C
I decided to improve my social station
           F
I joined a fraternal organization
G
Tucked in my shirt, signed on the line
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Right away they set about to improve my mind
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The car I drove, the books I read,
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the food I ate, the booze I drank,
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the girls I took out,
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My breath


[Verse 2]

C
They said "kid we don't much like the way you walk
            F
and you're gonna have to change the way you talk"
      G
They said "your dress is kinda sluochy

and your attitude is mighty grouchy"
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Said you got to learn to bubble
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You got to bubble with enthusiamm,
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I started bubblin'


[Verse 3]
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The most important thing you can't forget
                 G
Is learning the entire Greek alphabet
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I never did really understand
     G
how that's gonna' make me any more of a man
                 G
But I learned it
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I can rip through that son-of-a-beta backwards in 5 seconds


[Verse 4]
C
Then they hit me with some pretty bad news
               F
Concerning the payment of monthly dues
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I never did know where that money went

and I never was sure it waa real well spent
              C  F
but I paid it
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I'm no trouble causer and besides, I figured that's life
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If you want good friends, they're gonna cost ya


[Verse 5]
C
Well it finally got to be party time
                        F
I got a great big ole jug of wine
 G
I went back to the house in about an hour

and everybody was drnking Whiskey sours
G
Brandy alexanders and frozen dqauaris
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Reciting the greek alphabet to one another


[Verse 6]
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I could see I was gonna have to do my very best
G
To get myself out of that fraternity mess
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So I stood right there outside the door
       G
And I chugged that wine like never before
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Walked inside and bubbled -
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all over a couple of their dates


[Verse 7]
C
So now everything is back to normal again
              F
but there is still lots of room for improvement, friend
                 G
Of course that fraternity stuff's too much for me
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Next time I'm gonna' join a sorotity
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And really give em something to bubble about