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[Verse]
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Champagne don't drive me crazy
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Cocaine don't make me lazy
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Ain't nobody's business but my own
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
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You can take all the liquor down in Costa Rica
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Ain't nobody's business but my own

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
(spoken)
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(Yeah, take it down a little)
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I discovered Buck Owens and Bob Dylan on the same night
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On an old wooden, tube driven radio that belonged to my uncle, George Malloy
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I thought Buck and Bob were some new form of hillbilly, beat folk music
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And then someone turned me on to the writings of Charles Bukowski
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And his column, 'Notes Of A Dirty Old Man' in Open City newspaper
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And later on I'd actually meet Bukowski on Hollywood and Vine
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Out on the street and we'd start to correspond
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'Course at the Astro, there was Ramblin' Jack Elliot
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Me and Sylvia, Light and Hopkins, Mad Flipson
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Later on I'd see Gram Parsons, melting country and rock
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At the old Charlie Kaplan studios on La Brea
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With Dave Van Ronk out east, the Growling Minstrel
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Whose voice would roar above the drunken din at the White Horse Tavern
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Where Dylan Thomas drank himself to death
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Man, a night in Dave Van Ronk's apartment, wow

[Verse]
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Well, champagne don't drive me crazy
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Cocaine don't make me lazy
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Ain't nobody's business but my own
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Yeah, candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
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You can take all the liquor down in Costa Rica
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Ain't nobody's business but my own

[Outro]
Let's dig it now
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Ain't nobody's business but my own